normal juice

dick is leaving voicemails like No that’s fine ignore my call it’s not like i had anything important to tell you or anything. it’s not like i’m dying. even though i could have been. i’m not bleeding to death in an alley way or anything. but i could have been. and you would have missed the call. and all you’d have to remember me by is this voicemail. hope the concert was worth it tim

and he’s doing this with 643 unopened messages and 329 missed calls up his ass.

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

I hate how the modern batfamily fandom makes Vicki Vale into a caricature of a gossip corner writer when she was a serious and compassionate photo journalist on par with Lois Lane in most of pre and post crisis comics

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

The Bruce and Barbara dynamic is not purely familial nor as easily classifiable as “co workers” for they have a warriors bond. They are inspirational to each other. They know each other’s flaws because they share many traits. They are also very close friends and I think they have inside jokes.