arf shnarf

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them

Like idk man it’s crazy I’m looking at every PWHL teams instagram and I don’t see a single highlight reel for any of the players picked including first round players but I do see them pretending to put on lip gloss and mascara. Now that I’m not hyperfocusing on what picks are coming up next this is pissing me off more. What the hell

mutuals to sit on a makeshift raft drifting slowly across the pacific ocean with

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time