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babyionian-deactivated20200611

i think this is legitimately the best use of misdirection ive ever seen in the history of video. i have not felt such a true sense of surprise in a very long time

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yourbigsisnissi

preach

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Muva been woke

shencomix

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

thefilmfatale

zerostigma

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

perissologist

remember when we thought THIS was wild

northw0man-deactivated20201019

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

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girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023

how does golbat close its mouth?????

kanto-jhoto

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

lookskindadeadinside

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

thursday

sanrenseofficial

didntfitthenarrative

White society: refuses to recognize, showcase, and celebrate black beauty. Black women: points out the problem White society: “stop bitching, if you want to see better representation than you have to do something about it yourselves” Black women: *creates their own spaces to celebrate black beauty White society: “that’s racist, you shouldn’t exclude people”

White society: limits mobility for black actors and entertainers, especially in film and television / caters media specifically to white audiences Black people: points out the problem White society: “stop bitching, make something yourself” Black people: creates own networks, award shows, and films and television specifically catered to black audiences and with the express purpose of giving more jobs and better visibilitiy to black artists. White society: “that’s racist, white people don’t have their own channels and award shows; also. . black films? Entertainment should be made for everybody.”

White society: continues to treat blacks as second class and unprotected citizens Black people: CALMLY points out the problem White society: “not our problem” Black people: creates black movement to protest the problem, through which some results finally start showing White society: “that’s divisive, ALL LIVES MATTER… also this is not how you achieve results, you need to be more calm and civil, like my bff MLK!”

didntfitthenarrative

Never thought this’d get this popular.

exhaggerate

mangocreamcicle

@southofthefullmoon

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tom-nippleston

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

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Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

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Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

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Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

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Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

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Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

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Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

tom-nippleston

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

tom-nippleston

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

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Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

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Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

tom-nippleston

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

hotmenandotherdistractions

This is spectacular.

meganmayday

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

weloveshortvideos

Samurai wakes up in the present day.

southofthefullmoon

@colondee

fallontonight

grandpaq

Facts.

giraffodill-deactivated20180513

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ithelpstodream

A new haircut doesn't change your shit personality sorry about it 🙄

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