If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

Omg what? I thought it was a joke!

I'm not that funny, sorry. It's just the actual plot.

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

Item: Big Wizard Hat

@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)

Holy shit yeah that’s a hat

@imaginationshow , what's the specs on that Bad Boy?

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

girl's night

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

girl's night