James Muphy’s Record Collection

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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety.

Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals - sounds that say listen to this, it is important.

So write with a combination of short, medium and long sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader’s ear. Don’t write words. Write music.

- Gary Provost

Jake writes like this

And Finn writes like that

That means… 

they wrote each other’s names

jesse’s friends talk about whether resident evil 4, call of duty nazi zombies, or left 4 dead is the best zombie game

walter and his son sit in their cars, which are parked in the driveway, furiously revving the engines

walter walks up to a kid eating cereal and says “fruit loops, huh? thats good stuff” (this is a few episodes after walt intentionally poisons the kid in question)

jesse plays Rage (2010) with a light gun

hank is bedridden after surviving an attack by cartel hitmen, so he sits in bed and orders minerals online. which he grabs with a little grabbing claw/ whenever his wife calls them rocks he gets really hurt and makes it very clear that theyre actually minerals

theres a scene that goes on for like 5 minutes where one of walt & jesse’s dealers is trying to sell meth to a guy he suspects of being an undercover cop, and he says that if he asks him hes a cop he legally has to tell the truth. the guy says no and the dealer sells him meth and immediately gets arrested

danny trejo is in it for literally one scene, where he lays in bed in a nightgown and orders shit off of skymall that DEA guys buy for him

walt yells at jesse for bringing funyuns to a meth cook

jesse gokarts sadly