an unmitigated disaster

patricia widow's bay is my best friend

What if you were a woman in your FORTIES and after accidentally almost drowning your high school bullies via a self help book written by SATAN you help dig up the founder of your CURSED town only to find out HE IS STILL ALIVE and can communicate through little notes and you’re trying to be nice to the again IMMORTAL MAN WITH A POOPY POST IT IN HIS BOY LOCKET but he’s not being very nice so now you have to write another LITTLE NOTE and ask if he’s mad at you

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

I've just learned that Ken Marino is Zac Oyama's brother-in-law and everyone I know who would care about this is asleep

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌