yawn

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

I was naked and for some reason not allowed to put any clothes on (I don’t really remember why) meanwhile everyone around me acted as if it was normal for me to be butt naked at work and ignored it even when I put my boob into their milkshake to get a reaction out of them 

looking at a url makes a great difference

I wish there were so many more stories on that tumblr

I only made this blog a couple of days ago but I hope there will be many more dream stories to come <3

A RELIC FROM 2016

YOU’VE ONLY BEEN AROUND SINCE 2016???

Yes!

I vividly remember pinning some of your Tumblr posts on my Pinterest board in like 2015 though

Babe, I started posting on this blog in June of 2016!

spacestationjukebox, sir, you had a dream

Nah, I’m with spacestationjukebox. The first pin I ever repinned on pinterest was a screenshot of one of your posts, and that was when i was 11 (so like 2014-2015 time frame)

The first ever submission sent to this blog was posted on June!!! of!!! 2016!!!

Mandela effect

imagine the confidence you need to tell someone when they began posting on their own blog lmao

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.