Gower Glecker, At Your Service

Dragonborn: I got your letter and came as quickly as I wanted to.

Concept: a nine-volume fantasy epic told entirely via the epistolary preambles of a series of recipe blog posts.

Animal crossing is cool because if you give that axolotl fruit he teaches you human emotions

thats how real life works too

“high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song” is an incorrect statement! the correct version would be more along the lines of “high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song well”

Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has a different d&d class.

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife