MandaNotMandy

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

Happy pride month.

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

girls who used tumblr during 2014-18 were highly fashionable ones and had so many cool ideas 😩

I have a coworker who wears one of these to work instead of a purse. She absolutely loves it.

The P in patriarchy stands for pockets

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!