wandering free, wish i could be, part of ZA WARUDO

I fucking hate cyclists. They act like I wouldn't just floor them if given the chance. I'm in a half-ton SUV, and you're not even wearing hi-vis or nothing, you almost deserve at least a door-check for not even trying to ride on the shoulder. Fucking pricks.

@jj-aka-squirrel my guy i'm not a professional but how are you as a taoist gonna seek balance and peace with all life to achieve balance internally and externally if your first instinct to seeing a comic book character mad about unsafe drivers is to say you want to kill people on bicycles

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.