heart of the cards

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

thrh call me lucky fisherman because somethang always biting on my Pole

somethang always biting on my Pole

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree

hair is so funny like lol there’s lines coming out of my head

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

In a World ,Where Door frames - Are just messed up Like you said - Ryan Reynolds - - Is - (slow creaking sound as door opens) "What the F**k !" 🤯 - The Carpenter .

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

does anyone know if we have the bright and shining light of dawn tomorrow