Gay Vibes

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY’ JXJJZKKXKDJDSJJH

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

this is the only pure post

Elizabeth Banks gets the female gaze, man. She… she just gets it, man. 

She also gets the female gays

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute.