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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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time for a new selfie post GET FUCKING HYPE
these are by me
this one is by my buddy @mortemancer (twt)
with the icon coming from another buddy of mine who doesn't really want to be linked but appreciates y'all appreciating her work.
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if i ever say no to bat burger for any reason other than "i physically can't eat right now" there is something gravely wrong with me
do they still have the black milkshakes that turn your poop green
noted!
and they tweaked the formula recently trying to make it not turn your poop green and now they turn your poop blue.
being a shapeshifter and having someone hold you down and go balls deep into wherever the fuck you keep your other shapes and take one out is like
ive had a lot of weird shit happen to me
some of it hurt a lot
having that Beast pulled out of me raw and dry no lube no condom no wipe down after
was
real bad
i feel hollow in ways i cannot fully articulate
would bat burger help?
WHY AM I NERVOUS
i eat gods!!
i frolic with vampires and demons and all manner of terrible beast why am i nervous NOW
i think because the were-stuff in you is trying to find the most basic animal part of you to turn up the dial on and what its coming up with is a lagomorph?
like watch the specialist tell you i'm full of shit but in my experience lycanthropy takes whatever the other half of you is and puts it on steroids
that's why topor hits ivy like an eighteen wheeler
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You're so lucky that I don't have the energy to do anything today
poor babybun
we found the dog easy enough the hard part was figuring out what tests to run on its drool but we've had a breakthrough!
you're a harewolf.
get it? instead of werewolf?
I'm blowing up the fucking timeline
can't say i blame you.
You're so lucky that I don't have the energy to do anything today
poor babybun
we found the dog easy enough the hard part was figuring out what tests to run on its drool but we've had a breakthrough!
you're a harewolf.
get it? instead of werewolf?
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@artemispanthar
The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.
Okay, that was glib β let me expand. I'm fully aware that Batman comics generally don't have him fighting guys like the Penguin one on one these days. That's not the problem. The problem is that superhero power creep has rendered Batman functionally immune to hired goons, but owing to his roots as a street-level vigilante, like half of his classic villains are guys whose primary threat vector is the ability to field arbitrary numbers of hired goons. There just aren't a lot of ways to work around that without either doing violence to the villain's idiom or making Batman carry the idiot ball β though I'll grant that some of the attempted workarounds have been very entertaining!
#i say we give the goons powercreep too #some goon moves to gotham and is gobsmacked at the average goons fighting ability; that would render them their own mob boss in another city (via @chaoticspacedust)
You joke, but that's literally one of the workarounds I'm referring to. One of the reasons that recent Batman stories keep looping back around to ancient ninja conspiracy stuff is that an answer to "how do we make hired goons a credible threat when Batman is an invincible ninja?" is "the hired goons are also ninjas".
Imagine turning to crime out of financial desperation and you canβt even land a job as a dumb knuckle cracking brawler anymore without five years of martial arts training, a CDL in evasive getaway driving and a hand written recommendation from an active member of The Court of Owls.
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
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a new follower happened while i was setting off fireworks!
Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast
I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.
Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite
New Species: Striped Hyenas!
I don't have a ton of photos of this species: this sweet old man was the only one anywhere near me. He's since passed, so I wanted to get photos of him online. All he wanted to do the times I saw him was relax in the sun, so that's how we'll remember him.
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i have begun bartering with the children who are old enough to barter
you get ONE (1) chance to hit your sibling full force and they can do nothing about it, OR one chance to bite them
again, full force, they can do nothing about it
but once you use your one chance, you can't hit/bite/push/etc your sibling at all for the rest of the day
your one chance does not stack or roll over
one chance
per Diem
make that shit count
my house hasn't been this quiet in days
see now what you need to do is introduce the stamp system like
if you go a whole week with no hits or bites you can redeem one (1) ass whupping but you gotta prove that its deserved
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Dark purples and pinks, and light blues and greens. Mostly in those specific pairs. But I like all colors in general.
its for that one guy right? i'll do the light blues and greens it'll show up on him better.
and don't be afraid to swing the fun gun itself as a blunt weapon if need be
They come in multiple colors? You can do that?
Genuinely don't know how I would have managed thus far if I couldn't do that. That just feels like it'd be terrible.
see the magic is all in the bottom of the shoe so they can do basically anything with the rest. two buckles one buckle you can do a closed toe slide its the ultimate in lazy day shoe as far as i'm aware.
that's why we're the best, babe.
