slob writer

The table next to me kept looking over at me, because the whole time I was eating, my yoga pants kept rolling down under my belly and shirt was riding up , no matter what I did I couldnt get it to stay down lol

Not to mention I was eating hot wings , loaded fries , a salad and a bacon cheeseburger burger . So I ended up getting some sauce and grease on my white shirt

Then was literally waddling to the car from being stuffed full , stained shirt with my muffin top and belly spilling out , holding my bag of to go food that I ordered for later🙈

Just to get in the car and notice I still had a little sauce on my face. God I'm sure i looked like such a slob 😍

being shameless is hot

nightly greasy binges on anything oily, if not purely drinking oil. her poor stomach being so overtaxed and unwell, aching and gurgling under pressure of each drop of food and liquid.

Absolutely. My family and friends have both commented and said they’re concerned. And if ever I release gas around them (which I do more frequently now) I’ve had comments like “well maybe if you’d each better you wouldn’t have so much gas” or “you’re farting all the time because you eat like a pig.”

On a road trip once after stopping at a diner ( where I ate 3 different main dishes), I really had to poop and my friend said “next road trip, we’re putting you on a ration so you don’t have to shit every 50miles”.

At a chilli festival, I had eaten at least 5 different big bowls, each from a different stand . By the end of the night, my stomach was really rumbling and I kept farting. I had needed to use the bathroom for a while but the line for the porta potties was so long that I decided to wait until it got shorter, but as the day went on, it just got longer (probably because the chilli was effecting others the same way it was effecting me). So I finally went to stand in line, and I unfortunately couldn’t hold my gas in. Behind me were a couple of guys and I tried to ignore them but every time I let out a rumbler one of them would say “damn there she goes again” or “it’s like standing behind a pig”. Also one of them say “she’s going to blow that thing up” to which the other replied “from the sounds of it, don’t think she’s gonna make it.” The other then said “she’d better be clenching tight cuz we’re within radius…like those hippos”. Ngl being called a pig and being talked about like I was too fat to control my bodily functions got me so wet.