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(yes yes I know I made that poll about making a new pinned forever ago but, like, I was lazy and didn't want to do it okay? so this is here now)

Anyways, hello poor traveler! Welcome to the accumulation of all my weird brain things :D

My name is Malt/Malty, Ave 💙 to people who know my crimes (Ao3) and I go by mostly any pronouns outside of she/her. This blog is very gay and trans so terfs fuck off!!

This blog doesn't have any sort of main theme, I just reblog and post whatever the hell I want and be insane about very specific things! These may include:

Shirahama Kyouji (deeply unwell over him sorry)

Hirano To Kagiura/Sasaki To Miyano (htk/stm)

Hanzawa To Tashiro (if you know you know)

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (orv)

Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rottmnt/tmnt)

No Home

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun (tbhk/jshk)

DSMP (my 5 year long toxic relationship that i will never end because i can fix her)

Ish Civilization Experiments (state smp)

Chained Life (cl)

Decayed and Decrepit (DaD)

Alien Stage (alnst)

DC [comics not movies] (dc)

Lout/Trash of The Count's Family (lcf/tcf)

Witch Hat Atelier (wha)

Chainsaw Man (csm)

Dungeon Meshi (dunmeshi)

The Quackity SMP (QSMP)

Hermitcraft (hc)

The Life Series (trafficblr)

And so many more I literally cannot bother to list right now

Bold names mean they're a fandom I'm posting for most actively at the moment

Please be weary of stray spike traps and anvils falling comically onto your dash!!!

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any novels, shows, games or manga I've mentioned already are ones I've either finished or keep up to date with so please be careful when looking for certain things around here!!

uh main boundaries are just be respectful, I'm a black poc so if you try any racist shit here I'm publicly executing you, I'm fine with tags and asks so come scream about whatever you want in my ask box or tag me in tons of stuff i don't mind!! people with empty blogs will be blocked and reported as bots sorry yall :)

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mojodraws

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

headspace-hotel

I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

headspace-hotel

I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

agent-octopus

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

headspace-hotel

there's art now

jetlaggingbehind

questions-within-questions

Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.

normal-horoscopes

I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.

stargazing-enby

This is my new favourite post in the world

astronomical-bagel

everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension

trekkiesagainstchastity

And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex

boymiffy

never underestimate the healing power of a patch of sunlight

#can vouch

lilium-dragomir

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8-8-8-16

#ichinose violeta fantasy #<- an attack on my psyche #i need to reread and also catch up on everything i missed bc i thought about him a lot while i was gone

snapcracklepop-myjoints

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3

snapcracklepop-myjoints

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

ello0o0

hirakagi ch 36 🩷love niibashi

#too cute #praise niibashi-sama 🙏🏽

ello0o0

hirakagi ch 36 🩷love niibashi

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kazzzistired

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

orewing

stupid joke. happy pride

#yeah exactly #wind breaker

burrythebusy

Dont know if this has been done yet

#amazing

phantomrose96

I want to play in the sun!!!!!! Instead they’ve got me writing Teams Message!!!!!!!

#one of the few nice things about no longer having a job: death to teams messages and teams overall

shinlikesink

Nishi has got to be one of the most impressive mangaka out there. Like, she has mairuma, does the writing for ichi the witch, and probably has some level of involvement with the irumafia spinoff like checking it or something idk. That's 3 ongoing publications. At once. And they're all peak.

cyberphos

not only writing she does the story boarding for Ichi too

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rumiarue

Giving ur girlfriend advice to get back ur (shared) boyfriend

yeetzapizza

Take the shot.

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