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Imagine waking up at 3:00 AM in excruciating pain, with no option but to be rushed by ambulance to a devastated emergency room. This is my reality. My name is Mohammad Hasan, a 30-year-old in Gaza, and I am battling a severe kidney crisis with internal bleeding.

Our healthcare system is completely gone. In a place with no resources, clean bottled water has become an unaffordable luxury. Drinking contaminated water will destroy my kidneys completely.

I desperately need your help

Your donations will directly provide:

Life-saving bottled clean water to flush my kidneys and stop the bleeding.

Specific medications and urgent medical follow-ups.

Please don't look away. Every single donation is critical to keeping me alive.

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I need a ureter surgery to remove the stones causing my pain. The cost is $600. Please contribute, even a small amount. The appointment is next week.

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Americans:

From Wikipedia: A graham cracker is a sweet flavored cracker made with graham flour.

The next ingredient (which is also extremely traditionally American but slightly more variable) is typically Hershey's chocolate, but you could probably swap this out in the UK with any plain chocolate bar.

Last ingredient is big marshmallows, the kind you do the chubby bunny challenge with, like the size of your thumb and twice as thick.

A proper s'more, the most traditional possible variety, involves to graham cracker squares, two slab segments of Hershey's chocolate, and one to two marshmallows depending on your preference for filling and gooeyness. You put a slab of chocolate on one of the graham cracker squares. Your marshmallows should be toasted, usually over a campfire but if you're doing them at home over a gas stove burner is fine, but the fire part is critical. You can toast them to whatever degree you like, some people like them nice and golden brown but still kind of firm in the middle, me personally? I want that bitch to CATCH ON FIRE, I want it gooey and sticky as hell in the middle, crispy and burnt on the outside. Slap that motherfucker on your graham cracker and chocolate square, top with the other one so your marshmallow and chocolate are sandwiched together by graham cracker on the outside. You do this with your freshly toasted marshmallow because ideally it will be hot enough to start to melt the chocolate so it sticks to the marshmallow and the graham cracker and, combined with the gooey marshmallow, it keeps the whole thing together, and for that reason some people will let them sit for a hot second to let the melting process happen (especially if like me you have chocolate on BOTH graham cracker squares, not just one, because you're a sugar fiend), but if you are a young child you do not have that degree of patience and you eat that shit immediately, unmelted chocolate and all. Consume your summer camp delight like a tiny club sandwich, get gooey sticky marshmallow and chocolate all over your hands, and enjoy.

The first is that you don't pull the marshmallow off the roasting stick and somehow put it on the chocolate. Your staging area will look something like this, with the graham crackers and chocolate already set out (though not usually on the fire like this, for us it was always someone's lap or a picnic table or something)

And when your marshmallow has reached appropriate roasting perfection, you use the graham crackers to slide it off the stick.

and ideally, as a CHILD you are using a literal stick. Like you walked around and spent time looking for The Perfect Stick off the ground while the adults set up the fire. It has to be thin enough the marshmallow will fit, sturdy enough that it won't bow, long enough that you won't burn yourself roasting your marshmallow. And preferably doesn't have a lot of bark that's sloughing off, OR so much bar sloughing off you can peel it all back and get to the clean stick under it. If you're smart, you might stick the tip into the fire first to "wash" it/burn off anything that was still lingering, but. well, most kids don't.

When you bite in, the marshmallow and chocolate SHOULD ooze out all over you. If you don't kinda look like this eating it, you've probably done it wrong:

You find a spot, not above all the logs where everyone sticks their marshmallows by default, but at the heart of the fire. Ideally between a couple logs already glowing gold. Something like here:

Below the leaping flame. Near the logs. There's probably only one or two spots good enough for this on any given fire, but that's okay because everyone else is up above. They will get their marshmallows faster. They will be either firm or burned or both. That's not your goal.

Rotate the marshmallow slowly. Ideally come in at an angle so the part closest to the flame is the side, not the tip. The spot closest to the fire is the spot that turns a crispy golden brown, and you want that everywhere, on the tip and around the circle.

You keep going, slowly turning, for several minutes. Several people will rotate in and out of the higher sections, getting their fast delight. Eventually, your marshmallow will start sagging badly, risking falling. Maybe it does fall and got start over. But eventually it will be golden brown all over, and so liquid it no longer clings to the stick. It is ready, finally.

You say "who hasn't gotten one yet?" And deposit it onto their waiting graham crackers and chocolate. You've made an excellent marshmallow. It isn't for you. Get another while you're over by the bags and go back to the heart of the fire.

That's your evening. One, slow, perfect marshmallow at a time, given to whomever still wants s'more. You're making art for children to stuff into their mouths cheerfully. You're watching the movement of the fire and the heat of the logs, like you would if you were maintaining it — maybe you would be, maybe you were the one who built it — but right now that's not the goal. Let someone else put more logs on, while you take only the one stick and find the best spot for it to live.

You will, eventually, finish a marshmallow and find that nobody moves to accept it. Maybe they're all eating right now, or maybe they've gone through so many they're hesitating. Eat your masterpiece then. Enjoy it, the hardest and most perfect result from a fun and beautiful moment. Go back in for another, until you've run out of marshmallows and the fire is too low or until even you are done with s'mores, until you have made enough.

Hiii!! I hope u can understand my visions for most of these 😼 Some of these make full sense I think and then some I pulled straight from my ass, sooo… I hope u enjoy nonetheless<33

-I think out of all of them, Shirahama would be the one to skydive, but not bc he wants to lol. I hc him to be like a streamer/youtuber as an adult so I think he’d go skydiving or something either bc he lost a bet or for charity. I think Tashiro would do it along with him except he’s actually enjoying himself. Also think he would learn idol dance choreography as a “joke” but genuinely finds a lot of joy from it.

-I have lots of little hobby headcanons for hrkg, but most of them are things I believe they’d pick up after they retire bc their main hobbies would just be their jobs yk so they don’t really have a lot of time to dedicate to other stuff. I think Hirano would be super into sketching airplane models. I know he’s canonically not really great at drawing, but I think that’s just bc he’s not drawing something he’s interested in. I think he’d maybe start doodling planes he thinks are cool in college but would take it up as a proper hobby when he has more free time after retirement :)) I can imagine him going on dates with Kagi to plane exhibits or museums and taking his little sketch book with him<33

-I also like to imagine that they would take up pottery together. It would be even cuter if one of Kagi’s close family members is into pottery and has a studio, so in an attempt to get closer with them Hirano starts making pottery there.(I think he’d go as a teen/young adult during the summer.)

-Ogasawara likes to cook for fun, but I’m pretty sure that’s basically canon lol. He’s deffo the chef in their house. I know sensei’s said something about him cooking with Emi for her family which is adorable🤧 Also I like to think Emi does ballet/dance in general. I literally only think this because I have her on my tomodachi life island and I gave her the ballet dvd and she looks so cute in the little tutu and tiara!😭💕

-I think Tashiro would knit little sweaters and booties for dogs during the winter. Maybe he spots some stray dogs around the bathhouse or something and while he can’t adopt them all, he can help them when it gets cold out. The old ladies teach him how to knit/crochet and he does his best making them. I’d say he’d make some for the other people at the bathhouse too if they have pets, as well as for his friends. I would also love if Tashiro got a Shiba Inu bc well that’s literally him if he was a dog, but also bc it would be adorable if he knitted them matching jumpers or little hats🥹

-I think Ichinose would like bird watching. He uses it as a break from studying where he can just peek out his window and relax while still keeping his brain engaged tryna figure out the names of all the birds. I think he’d like watching butterflies too but would get freaked out if they get too close to him lmaoo. And while it’s not really a hobby he himself is doing, I think he would like cosplay. I’d say he’s not really interested in it until he sees someone cosplaying a character from a really niche video game he likes and is like “woah people are so talented” and then he just slowly becomes obsessed with it and wants to try it but he’s too busy and a little nervous bc he thinks it’s just something young women do. I think one of his friends could convince him to give it a go!! *cough* kagiura* *cough

-I think Hanzawa and Hirano would get a little too intense at Scrabble. And Hirano would take your hand off playing snap. Ssmy and Hrkg would have board game nights, sometimes w Hanzawa and Niibashi too. Sasaki would learn how to shuffle cards really well just bc everyone pushes that job onto him bc they don’t wanna do it lmaoo. (Also he wants Miyano to think he’s cool😼) Hirano gets jealous of his skills and tries to learn too but he’s just not as dexterous ig lol.

I still never expected to get a random tweet referencing @burrythebusy