WHATEVER BITCH we all gonna die

basically tv sucks because all the really good writers are fucked up recluse hermits that spend all day alone, vividly hallucinating about imagined worlds, and don’t have any industry connections or even earthly tethers

somewhere a writer has produced a beautiful manuscript that will never see the light of day because they spent all their time doing speed alone in their house instead of curating a linkedin profile

actually obsessed with the internal conflict when a character respects someone greatly but also wants to rail them into next week

the only superior form of this is when the character wants to be dommed by said respected person but learns they are in fact extremely submissive

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

I have female hysteria + male loneliness + toxic masculinity + dark empath abilities

hi my name is Anne Rice and this is my character Lestat he is the most beautiful bisexual man in the world. he's the protagonist of the first-person gay male romance series i write and everybody wants him and he is a boy. this is the woman who made him her name is Gabrielle and she hates being a woman and spends all her time living vicariously through Lestat because she wants to experience life as a man. anyway what's hrt