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i love it when people compliment my pets 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

i’m having a stroke

is it taste good?

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

is it taste good?

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

i’m having a stroke

Is it taste good?

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

i had no time

I love how in the last picture, the dude is like “don’t look at them and they won’t see you.” And the chick is like, “How did you get out of my room?” And then the black dude is like, “Fucking white people.”

[jolts upright at 2:54 am] i’m GAY

when you smoke to fall asleep but stay up enjoying the high instead