the weapon in your hand

shadow & bone s1 canon au — arranged marriage au

upon her discovery as the sun summoner, alina starkov finds herself presented to king pytor and queen tatiana, and they inform her that she must wed. refusing at first, alina nearly escapes the little palace in the back-cart of a merchant's pony. but soon after, alina meets her the one to be her intended, her husband, as well as her off-and-on mentor: general kirigan. and he is as irresistible to her heart as alina is to his.

AnimalGrishaVerse fan art again, Alina as polar fox, Darkling as russian borzoi 

That's it. That's the tweet.

--A cock that big would not be pleasurable

--No one has sex that much

--That is unhealthy

--Gross

--Being stalked is scary/dangerous

--That much cum is unrealistic

--His cock wouldn't be THAT big

--??? kink is nasty (non con, bondage, etc)

“We always tear our Gods to bits and eat the bits we like.”