mmmmmmmmmmmmmalex

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

transgender deadname on mutual aid venmo ignorance pact. i do not see it

CAN WE ALL PLEASY JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything