I have fiberglass in my brain

Ace Attorney Wrightworth au that follows the plot of National Treasure where Phoenix's ancestors have searched for a lost treasure for generations, Edgeworth is the museum curator who gets pulled into the treasure hunt, and Maya is rly just here for moral support.

All I do is listen to Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs and apply them to Ace Attorney characters smfh

Smash that reblog button if Detective Dick Gumshoe is your dad.

Manfred von Karma mentions a grandchild (granddaughter?) at one point so it's a fair assumption that he has at least one more child and through several leaps of logic I have decided that this third child is a high maintenance lesbian opera singer named Freida von Karma.

Did I ever tell u guys about my au that Gregory Edgeworth was in a discreet common law relationship with a man (my lovely oc Aidan) and they had Edgeworth through a surrogate and they were a happy family together until Gregory died and MvK got custody of Edgeworth bc this was the 90's and no judge was gonna give custody of a child to the deceased's gay lover and Aidan spent years fighting to bring Edgeworth home and sending him letters that MvK destroyed and then one day when Edgeworth is grown, Franziska brings him a letter she found in her father's belongings and Edgeworth tracks down Aidan and they reconnect and Edgeworth gets the dad he never knew he lost back as well as all the pieces of Gregory that his partner had kept to share with their son the one day they became a family again?

-taps mic- airbender Trucy being raised by waterbender Phoenix. Hello? Trucy air scootering around while Phoenix chases her and they collapse laughing on the couch. Is this thing on? Phoenix bending water into shapes and figures as he tells Trucy bedtime stories. Trucy becomes a master airbender and Phoenix cries when she gets her tattoos. Trucy being a non-traditional bender having learned the traditional stances from the Gramaryes as a child and then building on those with waterbender stances she learned from Phoenix as she got older. Hello? Hello is anyone listening? Hello???

The Pacifier au where Shi-Long Lang is a special ops agent in charge of babysitting the Wrightworth kids while Phoenix and Edgeworth are in another country trying to do Covert Legal/Government Stuff.