wizard of loneliness

christianity is not real anyways. it was invented for 14 year old furries to make ocs with halos and wings and shit

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

i do not believe in labubus or their cause

If you want to lament, click on the "Lament" tab. Customize your wailing, writhing, and babbling, to make each lamentation a unique experience.

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

I heard elon ships reylo

My mum sold mlm stuff while she was pregnant with me

my fujo mum

Multi level marketing!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels