•Malec Obsessed•

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

I need this rn

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

Those classify as the first ones they are good

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

this is the worst addition, thanks

Things are getting fucking heated in the Mechanical Pencil fandom.

231 days until Red Scrolls of Magic

JAMCIZMANCJZNNC