Ask The Blue Singing Wolf

Taromaiti: Ay, let’s make this toast out—

Zabaniyya: —to JESUS CHRIST for DYING on the cross for us.

“I did something silly.”

Investigation file: Tormentor from Hell - Zabaniya

“The name is Zabaniya, the tormentor of Gehenna. I am a merely a spear for the execution of law—use me wisely, my master.”

A Summon from the Department of Torture, who is a martial artist with spear hand techniques of fire able to burn enemies from within. He is a messenger from Heaven who places the laws he was given more than even the commands of his summoner or his own will. His polite manner never falters in regards to others including sinners. So long as The Absolute does not take physical form, he is a man who feels shame at passing judgment into others, does not move on his own will, is a tool to be used by others, and kills his own emotions. But by no means does he not possess feelings. The conflict between ideals and reality is always quietly burning within him and he is fundamentally at odds with those who perceive order to be tedium and are the kind to love chaos. Also whenever he gives pain to sinners he gives the same amount of pain to himself, which is he how he keeps the balance inside himself.

– Gays, lend me your strength. 

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay. 

– Thank you so much.  Lesbians, lend me your strength. 

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before. 

– I am forever in your debt.  Aces, lend me your strength.

I give you my essence, so that way you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve. 

– I owe you my life.  Transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength. 

I give you my tiddies because I dont fucking want them. 

– I could never thank you enough.  Bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength. 

Gun.

“Nomad is a bad influence on the other guild members.”

Ryota: You wanna know why I hate vapers? You smell donuts or cotton candy and turn a corner thinking “Mmmm I’m gonna treat myself to something tasty.” 

Maria and Zabaniyya join Aoyama’s music department

Hogen: I’m washing me and my clothes! 

Tadikarao: He’s drunk as fuck. 

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