SADDEST BOY ON THE WATERSLIDE

does anyone like me and want to understand me

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

To love someone is to attend a thousand births of who they're becoming

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

Your life is about to take a beautiful turn.

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started