Too Much Dick for Disney

@malachite-serpent

36 · Intersectional Feminist · Black Lives Matter · Progressive · Queer · Crystal Stoner Witch · Outdoor Enthusiast (in a decent climate; ie, not Florida where I am regretfully from) · Japanophile (I'm learning Japanese at an excruciatingly slow pace) · Writer · I've published my original erotic short stories at www.literotica.com under the pen name virginkinks · I also write (explicit) smut fanfiction (anime & AtLA) on Archive of Our Own under the pen name AdrianBlack · ________________SideBlogs:___________________________Anime: @hebi-sama___________ _____Politics: @progressivepussypower_____ ________Fanfic: @adrianblack-on-ao3_______ ____________NSFW: @ [redacted]___________

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it's gonna be mai 🗡️

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

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happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday

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Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

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Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

God FORBID women do anything!

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wikipedia is a gem

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If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

https://xkcd.com/843/

The whole article is a wild ride.

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W...was this up for debate?

It's the first Tuesday in February, time to have a click around the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions!

???

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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

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“I’m almost 50, and here is the best thing I have learned so far: every strange thing you’ve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you have ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it. No love, however brief, is wasted.” @louisethebaker on Twitter

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

Because he's a wizard. Weren't you paying attention?

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say that five times fast

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