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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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the thing about being a homeschool abolition hardliner is that people always want to come to you with some bullshit sob story about how you hate disabled people because they were bullied for being autistic and homeschooling was so amazing for them. and it's just like well unfortunately homeschooling is also a widespread tool of coercive control in child abuse used by christofascists to raise kids without the tools they need to function in the world so that they will always be afraid, dependent, and unable to think critically and discern right from wrong and truth from lies. so unfortunately i do think this is a situation where in order to prevent enormous harm to untold numbers of children those bullied kids who just don't wanna go to school are going to have to suck it up. (and in reality what i always propose is a more robust system of alternative/magnet public schooling set up for kids who are basically on grade level but who DO struggle to thrive in a mainstream setting, but nobody ever wants to hear that, they just want to guilt you for not thinking anyone who ever gets picked on should just get to stay home and play vidya and do all their lessons on zoom. and it's like honestly i don't think you're having this argument in good faith bc you are very much centering hypothetical discomfort you MIGHT HYPOTHETICALLY have experienced over, again, widespread child abuse and neglect. so.)
my thing with ryan gosling is that he's handsome enough that I forget he can actually act until I periodically see a movie he's in every two or three years and I remember there's actually at least two reasons he gets consistent work. it's a delightful surprise every time, it's wonderful.
I accidentally made a closeted emoji
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. Iβll be reading a fic thatβs like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile Iβm reading like: heβs not lying on his pronis, heβs lying on his s(u)pineβ¦

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How do cats just manifest trash. Youβll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didnβt exist until two seconds ago.
very π₯°π₯°π₯° when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'
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This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and itβs the only thing i care about right now
Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful π₯²

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Pondering the idea of a fanfic of the classic Justice League Meets Batfam, except that everyone already knew about the individual members of Batfam EXCEPT Batman
Basically, most of them have come from Gotham and have their own teams (Birds of Prey, Young Justice, etc.), or are members of the Justice League (Nightwing), and it simply doesn't occur to anyone to put two and two together the fact that they are all related.
And in general, they all have different outfits, adopting more of a cryptid style. Why? Well, because they're imitating dad, who is a literal cryptid who can't leave Gotham and whose existence is thought to be just a rumor.
So yeah, basically it's the Justice League discovering that all these hyper-competent heroes are literal family and also have an eldrich horror bat dad who raised them and is very proud of his kids
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