Rather Be.

i love brown eyes. imagine swimming in a pool of honey every time u look at someone!!!!!! that’s what it feels like!!!! i love brown eyes! each and every shade i love u ur all beautiful

Animal Crossing heritage post

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

I genuinely love being at home. Nothing better than being in your own space.

Die Erpresser der Ketchupfabrik haben ein Ultomatum gestellt. Sie fordern 3 Millionen Tomatenmark.

Update: man vermutet es war ein Heinzeltäter

Lösegeld ist an dem nächsten Bankau-tomaten zu überweisen.

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

PSA: Don't gaslight yourself trying to rationalise someone else's behaviour.

To everyone carrying a heavy heart in silence, it’s gonna be okay someday

they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit