I don't know what I'm doing, tbh.

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

I wonder how the meteor that was supposed to hit us back in 2012 is doing and if it’s interested in hitting us now

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

So if corona virus hits here bad we can all stay home for a couple weeks?

if i ever become a time traveller imma find one of you bitches on november 4th and grab you by the shoulders, looking deep into your eyes, and imma say “destiel putin sherlock ted zodiac nevada doesn’t stop the count” 

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

I was so hoping someone was gonna say “wait which part of my body is the lint tray??” 😂