Sexy Molasses

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?