kiss your fist and touch the sky

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

This is how he got Harley to break him out of Arkham

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

Translation: As far as we're concerned, we dun it, but we refuse to admit to that in any way that will stand up in a court of law.