anthony warlows #1 fanboy

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

The less you know about Richard Nixon the safer you are metaphysically

Jesse Pinkman’s pussy game is LETHAL. People are out here killing (Walter) and dying (Jane) for the cause like they’re at war. Poor guy has to suffer the unforeseen consequences of bitches want him too bad.

if god wants me to be a believer maybe he should throw it in a circle for me

jobs for people who are doomed

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.