mmmyea

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

My understanders will Understand me

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

I have GOT to stop spending $30

opened tumblr and this was the first thing i saw

all i do anymore is display symptoms