sometimes I play dva and my bf coaches on what to do and
i have to physically Restrain myself from calling him my handler like how Tai Lung was restrained with a thousand locks and chains
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sometimes I play dva and my bf coaches on what to do and
i have to physically Restrain myself from calling him my handler like how Tai Lung was restrained with a thousand locks and chains

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[gourdworld accent] turn the zucchini on. they just squashed the gourd trade center. it doesnt matter what channel. they hit the fucking pentagourd
i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name
PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision
you should do something nice for the trans girls in your life. they could use really use it.

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ive been wanting to learn how to make music, but i cant help but feel its too late. i know theres the "the time will pass anyways" mentality, but its hard to internalize it, you know?
You want to make stuff, so why stop yourself?
Who is it too late for? Late relative to whom, random others? Is the desire to do it not enough for you to try?
Even master musicians start off as clueless as you are right now. Be they some young prodigy or some middle-aged nobody, both ultimately have the same capacity for making art. The only difference right now between you and them is their willingness to begin and your hesitance to try - and once you begin, the only difference then will be how far you're willing to push yourself to learn and further bridge the experience-gap.
Making art for yourself is ultimately an additive experience, it builds on itself. Be it gaining experience, learning your personal proclivities, acquiring skills, seeing new perspectives - you only gain in trying. And if it ultimately ends up being not for you, then now you know, but it won't ever be for starting 'too late'
Divergent Evolution
So I literally did not give a shit about Mechsploitation until a little under 12 hours ago, when I was exposed to the above picture for the first time. For reasons unknown to man or beast, my brain immediately placed it in contrast to the below picture, which I had been exposed to some time previously.
And I am just. Fucking. FACINATED by the contrast in tone and assumption, on whether or not having the less humanoid mech is a good thing or a bad thing. Above: Less humanoid mech has less stable pilot, more humanoid mech has more stable pilot. The less humanoid mech is disposable, expendable, dehumanized in the eyes of both commander above and enemy ahead. A pawn, a less even than a dog, an unusually expensive bullet you fire at the enemy and maybe get back in order to fire at the enemy a second time. The more humanoid mech, in stark contrast, is vibrant and colorful and expressive and alive, ready to fight with everything it's got to give this story a happy ending, even if reality itself has to get punched in the face for that to happen. An idealist, one willing and able to stare a cruel and unjust world in the face and refuse to bend before it. Their dynamic can be summarized by that one scene from Star Wars TCW, where the clone trooper says, "We're meant to be expendable" and the jedi unflinchingly and without a moment's hesitation replies, "Not to me." And then the giant enemy flying battleship or whatever the fuck gets taken apart like a video game boss. Below: Less humanoid mech has less fucked up pilot, more humanoid mech has more fucked up pilot. Technological sophistication and battlefield lethality come at a heavy cost to the fucked up pilot. Blurring the lines between flesh and metal to better end the lives of the foe, yet now the fragile creature of carbon and hydrogen is at risk of being devoured by the vaster edifice of steel and silicone. And then you have this clunker, this junker, this outdated rust bucket. This bargain bin basic bitch "battlemech" that none the less has seen more war and emerged on top so far. And in that time, so too has it seen more love, not the love that leads to two humans mashing genitals together, but the love of a gearhead for their ride, of a hunter for their rifle, of a musician for their instrument. The kind of affection for the inanimate that gets an object dubbed "Ol' Reliable". Their dynamic is that of a CAS fighter and a poor bloody infantryman, one staring up at the other in awe... Until the ace pilot gets shot down behind enemy lines, and right when it seems all is lost... They learn that this ground-pounder, this foot-slogger, this so called ally they never knew as anything but a voice on the other end of a radio and may not even remember saving one time or a hundred, has just DROPPED EVERYTHING and is now ON A RAMPAGE towards their location, whatever objective they were previously tasked with discarded in favor of a self-assigned rescue mission. And then the Even More Fucked Up Rival who's mech resembles a flayed corpse for some ungodly reason takes a 105 millimeter shell to the face. Possibly followed by someone who by all rights SHOULD be cannon fodder shouting "Get away from her you BITCH!" on an open comms channel.
non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open
i know mizuki overwatch would give the MOST unenthusiastic handjobs ever
my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

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hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you
Hi, it's me, Lila, notorious not-talker, reblogger, and woman scared of interaction. SNAPS has decided to cut my food allowance by over two hundred dollars, and I was already struggling to make ends meet. I hate begging for money on the internet, but I am at a breaking point. If you have anything to spare, I'd appreciate it, but I don't, like, expect anything.
im already in love with this site it immediately clocked my interests and its only been giving me ads about some game with attractive and effeminate men <3
girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)
me: how did you speak a winky face
moral of the story: loud penis

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girl who hears "consent is sexy" and gets a fetish for contract negotiations
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.