Wandering Mind

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

Every Day.

His point is basically that he’s going to go where he’s wanted. Guys like Brett realize, as he’s leaving that he’s actually beneficial to the society he’s leaving. If he wasn’t, Bret would be celebrating. This brain drain they’re fretting about is entirely of their own bigoted doing. If they’d thought about retaining great contributors to society instead of culture wars, there’d be no issue. 

“You cannot demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.”

Thank u for this contribution

OPhởlia

I love how doesn’t even pretend to wonder if he’s the a-hole in this situation, he knows he isn’t

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

Amazing!

Ok yeah that lake is superior

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat