Magshire

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

i have a suggestion

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

Some actors get all snippy when they become a Meme but hes like "yes. Thank you, that's exactly what I was going for".

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops