Oooh, Shiny!

doomscrolling thru the weather app

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

pronoun pins but they're styled like a black metal band logo so no one can read them