it's only the end if you want it to be

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

“How fun is this!” Mearsy, please I am going to throw up.

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

the grink

the grink

the grink

the grink

the grink

if you told me today would end with the entire locker room chanting “daddy! daddy! daddy!”at kris letang i mean i guess i actually would have believed you probably that seems to be right on track for the pittsburgh penguins

there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

i’ve decided to join the war on hot jocks on the side of the hot jocks

i've always said about the penguins that they're a great team to root for if you like the feeling of rooting for the underdog but don't want the stress of actually rooting for an underdog. you know? you get the sort of much-maligned aura of a struggling team because we'll have 4 or 5 game streaks where we look like our entire team got hit on the head with a cartoon mallet and forgot what "hockey" is but also it's only been 5 years since we were back to back champs and we have sidney crosby. even on an individual game basis we LOVE to get a multi-goal lead (we're the best team in the league!) blow that multi-goal lead (we're the poorest meow meows the nhl has ever seen) and then come back in the third to win again (now classified as an underdog victory). experience penguins hockey

Geno said I can’t take this anymore and pulled out something sexy