TRASH (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

you call him komaeda because you're used to it, I call him komaeda because I just don't think I'd be on a first name basis

And yet neither do you use an honorific for him

it's not for lack of knowing him

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

I think almost anything can move me to tears if my heart is open. Like it’s actually insane what can make me cry

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites