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“It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.”

— Unknown

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insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

larariumluparum

truer words

overpoweredoriginalposter

I don’t know, I kind of think fucked up human physiology is a testament to our capacity to care for each other. Like, these traits could have easily caused us to go extinct if we weren’t such social animals who depend on each other in a community

tiktoksnow

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ittybittytittydiaries

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

jung-hooked

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

haileyhurts

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

yanderrre

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

haileyhurts

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

bassbabe

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

baguettegazette

Same energy

ficsinhistory

this so precious

spreadmorelove

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

spreadmorelove

sensitivelilghost

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

gaiacrossing

I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY

aberrantemotion

She sang at a frequency only she could hear

dayvan

yessss queen give us nothing!

zangief

cristalplanetheart

😳

savethewailes

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

adelphicoracle

Perfect tags

i-cant-carry-it-for-you

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forestgreenandgray

Honestly the hardest part for me about figuring out that I’m transmasc was realizing that I didn’t identify as sapphic anymore.

I feel like, in queer spaces especially sapphic love is so romanticized there’s this idea that it’s the most pure, ideal form of love and I think that’s something that ought to be addressed.

This also manifests in bisexuals saying things like “I’m bisexual but have you seen men 🤮”, and in people implying that a man could never love a woman in the same way that another woman could.

Sentiments like these are incredibly harmful to queer men, and contribute to a lot of internalized homophobia and transphobia.

Loving men or being a man isn’t ‘unfortunate’. It’s beautiful and it isn’t any less queer than loving women.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.

derinthescarletpescatarian

He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.

headspace-hotel

I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally

scooplery

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

olliums

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

tahthetrickster

xshyboyx-blog1

powerfulwizard

Otis is actually canonically trans

powerfulwizard

gutweeds

the laughing cow is trans too wake up

i love these trans cow icons

dreamboatdani

Cows can be trans 🥺

I love it 🥺

humor-is-coping

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mcrsecrets

anon i found them

lagonegirl

Super fucked up! wtf is wrong with these people? #IamWithMili!

What is every little girl supposed to have long hair in a ponytail? So happy to see all of the support going her way.

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

Everybody remembers that we absolutely knew this would happen, right?

Like, trans people predicted this from the start. Everyone was SO SURE they could identify us on sight, and we said “If you run with that assumption you’re going face-first into a goddamn wall” and here we go.

autisticexpression

It’s like people forget women with short hair exist.

ablubluh

oh. my god. what a HERO

snaily-deactivated

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

bakageta

It’s either little grabby paws or my cat flinches away as if I were about to crush her small body with my hideous foot.

catchymemes

crowsent

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