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Billions of young voters are realizing that it’s time. 

oh man theres so many competitors for That Animal Has To Be Fake But Isnt how about

the saiga antelope

the first time i saw a picture of this thing i was absolutely CONVINCED it was a photoshop job and i had to watch a video of one moving before i accepted it

its critically endangered due to overhunting ( the horns are especially valued as ingredients in certain cultures ) and where there used to be around 2 million of them all across the eurasian steppe, now theres suspected to be maybe 50,000 left in various patches of russia and nearby countries

they use that weird baby trunk to filter out sand from the air thats kicked up when they travel in herds during fall and spring, and ALSO to heat up the air they breath in cold periods before it hits the lungs

other really good ones are the gerenuk

which is found in small herds in desert and shrubland areas in mideast africa, and uses its elongated neck and legs to help reach shoots and leaves otherwise out of range for other gazelles and antelopes

i thought itd look a little more reasonable just standing but i was wrong

the mexican mole lizard ( no hind legs ! )

this reptile belongs to a group of reptiles called amphisbaenia ( or worm lizards ! ) , which generally spend most of their lives underground and usually dont have Any Limbs, unlike the tiny mole lizards tiny mole hands

they can get around 9 inches in length and move very similarly to a regular earthworm, with controlled contractions and expansions of its body segments

the mantidfly

which, like the true mantids it takes its name from, uses its modified forelimbs to capture prey - theyre generally nocturnal and completely harmless to humans, which is great because species of these little things can be found globally in various tropical/temperate zones ( and are Very Cute to watch )

and then the chinese water deer

this ones pretty well known already BUT it looks so much like a weird handpuppet theres no way id skip it 

these little deer stand less than 2 feet high at the shoulder and populate various areas around coastal regions and rivers in china ( although some deer that were imported to and released from britain zoos from ages ago have established small populations there )

the fangs are found in males and females ( although theyre considerably larger in males ) and are only loosely held in sockets in the skull, meaning they can be manipulated at will by the deer by controlling certain facial muscles

the fangs are often moved to the side when eating, and during territorial disputes are used to stab their opponents backs and shoulders ( although the fights are rarely fatal ! )

theyre actually not even the only fanged deer out there, joining the toothy hoards of muntjac, tufted deer, and other water deer ! this species though doesnt have any horns, setting their skull

on a slightly lower tier than the closely related muntjac ( although both are still good ok theyre both good skulls )