Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

so my coworker Jon just came over to bitch about a customer to me (as you do)

and he says to me he says

“this guy just came in saying ‘i need this design printed on a blue t-shirt for an anime con this weekend’ and he gives me THIS”

and he whips out a fucking sheet of computer paper with a symbol drawn on it in COLORED PENCIL

NOW THIS IS ALL REALLY BAD AND JUST. DONT DO THIS TO YOUR POOR FUCKING GRAPHIC DESIGNERS DONT MAKE THEM WORK FROM COLORED PENCILS, THATS WHAT JON CAME TO ME TO BITCH ABOUT

BUT

THIS IS ALL HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE THIS

WAS THE FUCKING

SYMBOL

and i sit there and i look jon dead in the eye and i go “i know exactly what that is

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family