welcome to gay skeleton hell jail

I have never hit the fcking reblog button so goddamned fast 

I literally laughed so hard I threw up

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs.

This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

@staff if you think i’m gonna stick around on this hellsite now that you’ve removed the follower search bar, aka my last source of extreme pettiness, then you’ve got another thing coming

Where have all the good clowns gone?

And where are all the mimes? 

Where’s the streetwise Harlequin to juggle these trying times?

Isn’t there a jokester inside a tiny car? Late at night I toss and turn and I wonder where you are

Tell me, where does all the magic go, When the curtain falls to end the show? Do the clowns always cry When they pack up the paper sky, And the champagne is being poured, And the lock is on the old stage door? Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?

This has literally increased sales?? I’m crying

Well that’s a book to add to my to-read pile.

Great review! Really sells the book’s positive aspects!