Emily Prentiss and Aaron Hotchner own my soul

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

A familiar eerie whinny rings out across the darkened plain, and something whirls at the edge of my vision before spinning off into the night. "Yep," says my fellow cowpoke, digging into his can of beans. "Reeeal lucky that disc horse passed us by."

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

there's only one song of the summer and it is old time rock and roll by bob seger. yeah, again. have you 🫵 took those old records off the shelf?

Damn cony hawk

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

You’re not supposed to be here sir

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me