I Get Really Obsessive About Things

like to charge, reblog to cast.

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

Mystery dog…

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

they keep making games bigger and worse optimized and call it improvement. they say, no, the price is totally justified, because our game has More Space and your PC can't run it, which means it's Future. meanwhile the space is too big to cross. the games are too long and too poorly paced to even finish. and it doesn't look materially better than anything that came out on the 360. as if anything has ever done as much or gone as hard in 100 hours as Portal did in three.

It'll be this way for the foreseeable future though because the average gamer actively hates art and unique experience, only playing video games for the purpose of...like...I don't know. Saying you've played it I guess??? Being able to claim you have a hobby while not having to engage with something in a meaningful way?? I refuse to believe these people that are paying $80 for the newest cookie cutter Unreal Engine PC nuker actually have more fun doing that than playing indies

Luigi probably fucks though.

Ok but why is Luigi different

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club

It's crucial to help her escape from comphet

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.