I Get Really Obsessive About Things

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

One siege tower and that shits cooked

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

My job had a training on AI and I was surprised how honest it was about AI’s limitations and problems, and we spent our activity time finding errors and issues with responses made by AI. But it did beg the question, why would I use this

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

Reblogging because everyone needs to know how to check themselves. Also important: do not check too often. Check every 3 months if you have a history of cancer, otherwise, I’m not sure, every six months maybe? Or every nine? I don’t know, just not too frequently.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

idea: turn a girl into a vaporbeon and uhhhh. i dont know. now she's blue and weird

she's all like what's happening to meeeee and you're like lolllll you're likesome kind of fishdog

🫪 are you talkbing about me

Are you perhaps blue and weird? A little flooby even?

that sbounds nice 😭💙