I Get Really Obsessive About Things

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

you can use a dragon’s tail as a body pillow if you’re willing to accept the danger of being launched if she wags it

Let me click u

Catboys are cute, but you can't be a cat man. Someday you've gotta grow up and become a woman.

*Getting back up onto the stage suddenly* Boys are cute, but you can't be a man. Someday you've gotta grow up and become a woman!!!

mommy needs you to look at the minimap more okay sweetheart?

When a dragon kisses you, you should kiss her back and make sure she knows it was appreciated

you have to do this

someone needs to start making transformation potions and artifacts and devices. like right now. i need to experience transformations

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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