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princessdraconic

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

princessdraconic

and don't get me started about how hard it is to find cute clothes for girls with wings. it isn't fair

wrigglenightbugdotcom

1 and by the abyssal worm they do not ever implement a standard for 'tear resistant' or 'cut resistant' 2 clothing rated for 'Class 4 Pointy/Rippy' gets turned into ribbons!

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Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

imeralla-blog

The colour period and amplitude of the wiggle

indecisiveness-incarnate

It's so fun scrolling really fast down this

hotvampireadjacent

fave line in all of jojo

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catgirl-kaiju

types of basic bitch alien designs that i actually really like:

space furries/scalies

just a bug but big

obvious xenomorph knockoff

basically just an octopus

grey alien

humans but wearing silly space outfits

just a brain (eyes optional)

humans but with stuff on their heads

robots

parasitic worm/slug

catgirl-kaiju

weird dinosaurs

balls of light

looks mostly human but there's something a little wrong with them

jellyfish

catgirl-kaiju

she's a girl and she's green? is there nothing she can't do?

goop

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

akilah12902

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

hikikomoricomplex

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

hikikomoricomplex

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

pocketss

blockhead gets mogged

hemipenal-system

hey? you awake?

yeah, it worked! try to move a bit- hey now don’t go crazy. you’re probably gonna be really dizzy for a minute. just get used to moving and- ok i would not recommend standing up, i know you’re excited for the new body but your brain has no idea how to be quadrupedal yet and you’re gonna- yup, fall on your face. called it. you should listen to me sometimes. you ok?

well, i see you’ve already figured out how to hiss. just move slowly- ok see, you’re standing! just hold still for a moment. your brain doesn’t have very good neural mapping yet, this body has a totally different musculature than your old one

ok, try to move your limbs. one at a time. up and down, up and down. your brain needs to learn how to do that. ok, now try your wings! open- yeah! you like that? you seem excited. you think you can walk?

a bit shaky, but not bad. follow me to this treadmill. we’re gonna put you at a nice leisurely walk and build that gait up so you don’t wreck your new hips. not bad, loosen your shoulders and swing your tail a bit more to work as a counterbalance. back left, front left, back right, front right- there you go! nice job! i’m gonna speed you up to a trot, ok? left, right, left, right- yeah! you’re learning fast! ok, done with the treadmill

rear up. good girl. ok, shift your wings down and put your weight on them. this is how you use your front paws. tilt your head back and forward, stretch your neck joints out a bit. good. touch your horns with your tail? good. now touch your belly? good. wings up! wings out! wings in! good. you’re gonna want to do these stretches every day for a couple weeks to get the full motion range

speaking of range, follow me. ok, that target is 30 feet away. think you can hit it with some fire? pretty good, a bit to the side- hey, don’t snarl at me, you’re the one who missed it. try again. good. when you get home, find a rock or something and practice your aim and your throat control. you’re opening your flame valves a bit too far and it’s adding too much accelerant, which is wrecking your accuracy

this book has all the speech drills we give people. since you have a syrinx now, you’re going to have to learn to speak again. don’t worry, you know how it’s supposed to sound, so it’s easier than it sounds. normally it takes about a month to get back to full speaking fluency, but you’ll be understandable, if a bit odd-sounding, in less than a week if you stay on top of these

anything else you need? any questions?

ok, we called you a transport. no, girl, you cannot fly home. i know you’re excited to fly for the first time, everyone is, but don’t do it for 4 more days at least, your body needs time to learn fine motor control before you can maneuver safely in the air. we’re gonna drive you home. it’s on the house. don’t forget to drink a lot of water and take your prescribed regimen of hormones until your new body starts making them

congrats on dragonhood

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the legend of yuri: twilight sapphic

#loz:tp

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ukiki

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door ✦ (2004)

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public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

tysonfurybattlepass

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

aspiringsorceress

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

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