(muh-JEL-ih-korn)

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

is there any academic research into what liquids can be safely used as a replacement for bong water? anecdotally i've done some rips from a bong filled with blue Powerade (frat) and it tasted distinctly "blue" so there's definitely some chemicals being imparted on the smoke. ideally you'd be looking for a substance that's cheap, nonreactive with smoke, and has a lower freezing point than water (since the entire point would be getting colder hits without using ice). also anecdotally, i've gotten good results with a saltwater-ice slurry, but it's super tedious to set up, only works on pieces with suitably wide mouths (trying to funnel it through a 14mm opening is a pain), and has a lifespan of about 15 minutes before the ice melts and raises the water level enough that you're making out with Poseidon every rip. there has to be a better way