youre gonna carry that weight

reblog this with the sign you hated for a while bc of one specific person

Three lesbians hanging out

#lildickgang where yall at!!! we having a meeting tomorrow at a secret location (pf changs) @ 8pm on how to talk ur way outta sending weenie pics and we having a group therapy session on how to cope with peeing on ur balls

we had a good meeting we discussed key topics among our phallically challenged fellows next meeting we out to a secret location (dave n busters) i got a groupon for 2 free sliders n a 2 liter

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea