#1 tied together with a smile stan

I have this skill where I hear one note of a Taylor Swift song somewhere in public and my spine straightens and my head tilts up like I am the goddamn winter soldier being activated but instead of going on a murder spree I just say to my friends "Taylor Swift is playing" and they think I'm insane

the difference between long time and newer swifties is so fucking staggering. new swifties only see her as GLOBAL SUPERSTAR TAYLOR SWIFT meanwhile long term swifties see her as someone who we grew up with, someone who we connected with over music and shared experiences, we see her as a PERSON instead of a prop piece for clout and social media fame. It’s deplorable.

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

how do you tell someone “i’m not ignoring you i’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that

Brain broken. Still like you. Talk later