Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

i guarantee you i will not be usurped by some cousin, i will have personally selected and groomed my murderer for success like a roman emperor

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i'm on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self's ability to read a book a day instead

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

i know ive reached insane levels of autism when im pacing around my room waving my hands around pretending to explain my new fixation to a group of VERY invested VERY silent people for half an hour straight

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok

Ah, the Karamazov brothers! Mansplain, Manwhore, Malewife and Manslaughter.

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess

the masculine urge to let my hair grow out vs the feminine urge to chop it off as soon as it gets past my shoulders.

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants