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This Is A Gamer Only Joke, Don’t Even Try To Understand If You Aren’t A Gamer.

I am not a gamer please explain

SAWD in gamer means:  So, Anyone Want Disks?  it’s a little gamer humor when you’re bringing some video games over to a friends house.

@commanderchrist that was really dumb, its WASD and its the keys used too move around in games on the PC, the PC gaming scene uses these four keys in almost every game, computers no longer need disks because of services like steam so i have no idea where you got “so anyone want disks” thats the stupidest joke i could of ever hear in my entire life, please research before you spit out stupidity, thank you. 

like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day

sorry. sorry it's pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn't put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn't pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn't mention it because it's obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i'll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

"Sir" not in a masculine way but in a "heavily armored knight with an ambiguous gender and a very large sword" sort of way.

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

wheres the blunt

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